When people fart.

When people fart...
[20%] complain about the smell and blaim you
[15%] say "excuse me"
[25%] laugh at the sound
[30%] don't do anything

Hi. . .

Hi!
my name is Billy Bob Joe!
But,
you can call me Karl!

Please do.
My mom calls me "lazy", and my dad calls me "Bob".
i've wanted my name to be Karl, So please call me Karl!

PLEASE!
. . .
AND THANK YOU!
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Ps: Love Billy Bob Joe

When i Die

When i die, i want to say i love you~
When i die, i want the last memory to be of you!~
When i die, i want to live~
When i die, i will make a promise


. . .
After i die, my soul will forever stand by you!~♥♥